I feel like I need to clarify my opinions about Starbucks, since I’ve had two people in the last two weeks say something along the lines of “Will you hate me if I get a job at Starbucks?”
The answer to that question is a resounding no.
Of course not!
I will feel very sorry for you, though, for a lot of reasons.
Starbucks has a massive menu that you have to memorize.
Starbucks customers don’t know what the heck they want out of life or their coffee, so they take forever to order and make ridiculous demands.
Starbucks is the McDonalds of the specialty beverage world.
So heck no I won’t hate you for working at ‘bucks any more than I’d hate you for working at McD’s, or Burger King, or any other fast food joint. I’ll make fun of you, obviously. But I probably do that anyway.
I don’t hate Starbucks any more than I hate the diner that gave me a terrible cup of coffee a few weeks ago.
I think their products are bad. I think their customer service makes my life as a real barista much more difficult (the whole “you can have anything you can imagine because you’re always right” attitude is really awful to deal with.)
But I don’t waste my energy hating a corporation. I choose not to patronize them because their product is no good.
But no hate.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I feel about Starbucks.